This is the last of my catch-up posts for Freedom to Marry Week. These last 5 are from my soon-to-be-non-existent MySpace blog called Pabloteletubby.
So here is my re-written Day 5 Post:
There are Real Christians and there are Phony Christians. The real ones aren't judgemental, self-absorbed, status-seeking hypocrites with agendas.
My theory is that some phony Christians are actually aliens from another planet. When they arrived (perhaps crash landed), they created the Born-Again movement after seeing the wealth and power behind the Christian Empire (The Vatican, Mormonism) and the sheer numbers of people who they might be able to come to have an influence over. Their master plan, after all, was nothing short of the domination of Earth. I mean, come on, they're aliens from another planet.
So they set about gaining power by preying on people's weaknesses (12 Step Programs), and slowly over many years they webbed their way in to the power structure of many different Christian faiths. They could be anywhere, not just in the Born-Again movement.
Once they have all their key players in place in government (George Bush), and have instituted their policies through legislation (Anti-Gay-Marriage-Rights being one of them), they will take over. And when they do, some of the phony Christians will have been just as duped as the rest of the world. Is this paranoia? I mean, how better do you explain the phenomena of Billy Graham, Jimmy Swaggart, Pat Robertson, Rush Limbaugh, and other scary right-wingers.
Anyway that's what we're dealing with here with this Freedom to Marry issue. Wacko aliens using wacko humans to push their Take Over agenda. I'm on to them.....